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Fuji76
  • Town/Country : Mississippi, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fuji76 : Just your run of the mill FML peruser. If you don't like my comments or just want to say hi, feel free to message me. I will respect your opinion as long as you respect mine.

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Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52160) - you deserved it (6577)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41251) - you deserved it (2139)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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