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Yesterday , I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me , then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later , her boyfriend calls me , yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (2389)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I had to explain to someone that all beverages... except plain water... actually have calories. They weren't too happy that there milkshake diet was over before it began. mega FML

#21384468
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19182) - you deserved it (1551)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working at a donation center . I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies . At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (1430)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY,HILE WAITING FIR THE BUS, I GOOGLED WALKING DRECTION TO DESTINATION, IN CASE I HAD ALREADY MISSED THE BUS . I WAS SO ABSORBED IN SERECH THAT I MISSED THE BUS . FML

#21384017
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15808) - you deserved it (20078)

On 03/30/2015 at 5:19am - misc - by getoffthephone - United Kingdom

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (1841)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday... after recently quitting a terrible jobhich made me miserable... I went to mah frst work meeting at mah new job. I was excitd to start fresh an meet mah new coworkers. Instead... I met mah boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-grlfriend. She didn't look excitd to see me. FML

#21383954
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23950) - you deserved it (1640)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I lost undred of dollar in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't tink so. My roommate trew tem away after e got water on tem tinking tat it rendered tem unusable. FML

#21383795
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24731) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML

#21383501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20660) - you deserved it (11185)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27755) - you deserved it (2530)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (1938)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, an in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (1714)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

2DAY WILE AT WORK.. . A CUSTOMER REFUSED TO SPEAK LOUDER.. . DESPITE ME ASKING ER TO DO IT SEVERAL TIMES . AS A RESULT.. . I TOOK ER ORDER INCORRECTLY . TE CUSTOMER TEN FINALLY DECIDED TO RAISE ER VOICE.. . BUT ONLY TO YELL AT ME ABOUT MA POOR LISTENING SKILLS . FML

#21382737
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (2058)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)



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