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Fuerto203

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Fuerto203

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  • Town/Country : Helsingborg, Sweden
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (152905) - you deserved it (28158)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (190607) - you deserved it (33566)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

#180763
24 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (170346) - you deserved it (15599)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (82055)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50329) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14193) - you deserved it (42208)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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240 comments

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