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FueledByFate
  • Town/Country : Delaware, United States
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FueledByFate : So, here's my about me. My name is Dylan. For starters, I'm unlike anyone you'll ever meet. Give me ten minutes of your time and I'll prove it. Don't believe me? Even better, all I need is five. I tend to look at life in a different perspective than most, if not all people. The magnitude of thought I put into even the simplest of things is insane. I constantly over-think and over-analyze everything. Chances are that the moment we meet, I've already started trying to decode you. And, more than likely, it won't take me long, it never does. You probably read books, right? Well, I read people. They're far more interesting.

Want to contact me? Shoot me a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! :]

P.S. I also have a Tumblr, stalk me here! ;D http://fueledbyfate.tumblr.com/

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Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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