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  • Town/Country : Arizona, United States
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  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FueledByFate : Hi. I'm Dylan. I assure you, I'm quite different than anyone that you'll ever meet. Shoot me a message if you'd like to get to know me! I promise I don't bite, hard. ^,.,~

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Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML


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