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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1255
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FuKcMee : The crazy Canadian who just can't get enough.

So hard that when I went sky diving and my parachute didn't deploy I took it back to the store for a refund.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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FuKcMee's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19972) - you deserved it (6240)

On 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (7450)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (2394)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22055) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/24/2015 at 1:32pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (1767)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (2992)

On 07/29/2015 at 9:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32545) - you deserved it (5765)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML


I agree, your life sucks (22521) - you deserved it (3159)

On 07/11/2015 at 8:44am - misc - by annoyedgf -

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (20295)

On 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (2870)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess my high school diploma and being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (7531)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25969) - you deserved it (45909)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML


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