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Fsvb

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4350
  • Number of comments : 259
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Fsvb : Look at that fat birdie up there. Look at it. Isn't it awesome? Her name is Derp :)

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Visits<b>MM100</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>shrekboiRD</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 4:46pm<b>maxthebigseal</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 12:36am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 4:48am<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:30am<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:22am<b>jelrid</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 8:25pm<b>LordlyFountain0</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 10:48pm<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 2:43pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 6:37pm<b>General_Cool</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 3:31pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:40am<b>JMichael</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 6:57pm<b>ThirteenThirteen</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 1:10pm<b>rikkidi</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:46am<b>teentee401</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:30pm<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 10:07am

Fucked!<b>shrekboiRD</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 10:46pm<b>maxthebigseal</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 6:36am<b>jelrid</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:25am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 4:18pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 11:59am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 9:57am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

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Fsvb's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

by Wmsys32pr9 / 03/30/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

by batgirl / 11/20/2008 at 7:55am / Love

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous