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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 July 1993 (21 years)
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Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML


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