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Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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472 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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138 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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54 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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173 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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364 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

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283 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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139 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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368 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States



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