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FrostHeart

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2110
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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FrostHeart's favorite FMLs

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which time I learned he was an attorney. FML

#2454522
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45740) - you deserved it (7961)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by T-Shain (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

#1123118
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57478) - you deserved it (5065)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

#1079791
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51568) - you deserved it (10032)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:19am - misc - by NotSteve - United States (Utah)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (7507)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22247) - you deserved it (9563)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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