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FrostHeart
  • Town/Country : n/a, in Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

#1079791
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I agree, your life sucks (45847) - you deserved it (8148)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:19am - misc - by NotSteve - United States (Utah)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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I agree, your life sucks (17092) - you deserved it (6516)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14208) - you deserved it (6211)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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