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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2416
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by popeye (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML


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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I looked at my father's facebook for the first time in a month to see his status and it said "making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 11:08pm - love - by bitchface (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:01am - love - by 12345678 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML


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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm - animals - by googly191 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML

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