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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2516
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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FrostHeart's favorite FMLs

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML


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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 4:30am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Jack -

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not". FML


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On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 4:33am - misc - by triple l (woman) - United States

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML


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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML


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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML


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On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

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