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FriendsFan95
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About FriendsFan95 : If for some reason you are actually on my profile reading this, here is a little about me.

I am a freshman in college. My interests include: reading, hanging out with friends, a little gaming (Zelda), and wasting away my life on the internet.

On the side, I love to help out with my old AFJROTC unit. Mainly marching and drill downs.

My plans are to survive college with a major in HRTM and minor in Leadership and Business. Long story short, I want to be an event coordinator.

I hope that didn't bore you to death, have a good day :)

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Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

#21113787
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (5012)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

#21038562
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (7363)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

#21025946
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48366) - you deserved it (29459)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

#20930913
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (3934)

On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

#20827400
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38120) - you deserved it (4369)

On 08/08/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by ROBERT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (8615)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20533) - you deserved it (463782)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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