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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About FriendsFan95 : If for some reason you are actually on my profile reading this, here is a little about me.

I am a supposed to be a sophomore in college, however I am taking a year off. My short lapse in education is due to my enlistment into the Air Guard in June! My interests include: reading, hanging out with friends, a little gaming (Zelda), and wasting away my life on the internet.

On the side, I love to help out with my old AFJROTC unit. Mainly marching and drill downs.

My plans are to survive basic and discover a career field that suits me nicely.

I hope that didn't bore you to death, have a good day :)

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FriendsFan95's favorite FMLs

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37718) - you deserved it (13774)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47919) - you deserved it (10562) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50861) - you deserved it (13363)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML


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On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49956) - you deserved it (5114)

On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by ROBERT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

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