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About FreshSalad : Oh yeah, imagine my crisp romaine and iceburg lettuce falling on your soft body, my crunch croutons delicately placed on your torso, my freshly shredded motzerella cheese sprinkled over your face and the choice of any dressing you want ;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014