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Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

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