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  • Number of visits : 1924
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FreshSalad : Oh yeah, imagine my crisp romaine and iceburg lettuce falling on your soft body, my crunch croutons delicately placed on your torso, my freshly shredded motzerella cheese sprinkled over your face and the choice of any dressing you want ;)

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FreshSalad's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2010 at 8:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

by zitroskies / 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

by Sidney / 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

by bloom / 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm / Love