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FreshSalad
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About FreshSalad : Oh yeah, imagine my crisp romaine and iceburg lettuce falling on your soft body, my crunch croutons delicately placed on your torso, my freshly shredded motzerella cheese sprinkled over your face and the choice of any dressing you want ;)

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Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19563) - you deserved it (6673)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49822) - you deserved it (2313)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6212) - you deserved it (31712)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version



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