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  • Number of visits : 3396
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Frenchtony : Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out...
That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about:
-The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion)
-The Big Lebowski
-Your ping-pong skills
-Your dentist
-Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen
-Your nice little scarlet drawl.
-Any book by Steinbeck
-Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan

These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.

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Frenchtony's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

#13139163
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15867) - you deserved it (21846)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21694) - you deserved it (8924)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34071) - you deserved it (6274)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (2657)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

#13091874
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19528) - you deserved it (8570)

On 09/17/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by muffins69 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10381) - you deserved it (33111)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

#13083989
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30255) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24168) - you deserved it (6828)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37302) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (17942)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

#13052349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25795) - you deserved it (5125)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

#13042004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

#13035925
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (5559)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (3053)

On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37906) - you deserved it (5651)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)



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