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About FrenchMixer : Hi!! I'm Juliette, I'm 15, I'm french and I live in Paris a beautiful city but so noisy guys...
I have friends, I love smile and laugh with them.
Stop crying, smile is the happiness✌️
I'm mixer I love more than me the Little Mix an english girlband... THEY ARE JUST PERFECT❤️

I would like to speak english very well so send me a message :D
Kiss you!!!

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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML


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Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML


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