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FrenchMixer
  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FrenchMixer : Hi!! I'm Juliette, I'm 14, I live in Paris a beautiful city!!!
I would like to speak english very well so send me a message!!
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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

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