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Freeze

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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32490
  • Number of comments : 3205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Freeze's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41129) - you deserved it (10936)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41441) - you deserved it (33322)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51111) - you deserved it (9790)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46306) - you deserved it (9266)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22421) - you deserved it (88447)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27684) - you deserved it (59289)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9922) - you deserved it (33722)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

#4751851
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34646) - you deserved it (3664)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (30507)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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