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by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 12:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
by bleredoshia / 04/08/2010 at 12:27am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
by Lisa / 01/02/2010 at 2:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
by Boltz719 / 08/23/2009 at 1:10am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by hypebeast / 01/28/2009 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…