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Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
by Nearly Crashed / 05/27/2013 at 9:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by docwinters / 05/27/2013 at 8:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
by gooddeedgonebad / 05/26/2013 at 5:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
by -1 friend / 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by sprainedankle / 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Health
Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CrappyCar / 05/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided, and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me, and told me where the key was. FML
by Wealthyparrot / 05/10/2013 at 4:24am / United States / Work
Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML
by brokedad / 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm / United States / Kids
by anon_1996 / 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Work
by Porter_Robinson / 04/30/2013 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
by sanoria51 / 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I was on an adult-orientated website when my mother entered the room. I closed the webpage… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…