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Freethaawave

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Freethaawave

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  • Number of visits : 3300
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Freethaawave : Free tha wavee ~~~~~~~

You are the last hope to retrieve our clans' honour..

You know my name, look up the number.

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Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41070) - you deserved it (5257)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (12527)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

#21040204
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53466) - you deserved it (4959)

On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

#21039686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49473) - you deserved it (3996)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

#21037915
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34870) - you deserved it (7483)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

#21027645
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33702) - you deserved it (16741)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

#21015236
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44028) - you deserved it (4946)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, my water pipes froze and burst and I now have to take snow from my back yard and boil it down into water in order to flush my toilet. FML

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

#21014175
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44255) - you deserved it (4405)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code, and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified for the job. FML

#21011264
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37200) - you deserved it (2914)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:08am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37459) - you deserved it (6565)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

#21000068
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49027) - you deserved it (3981)

On 12/21/2013 at 10:46am - misc - by 00bsg - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband and I were arguing about him not communicating anymore. Instead of talking to me about it, he messages my mom to say, "I'm not mentally strong enough to handle her anymore." FML

#20996890
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37999) - you deserved it (5064)

On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

#20981967
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36695) - you deserved it (2069)

On 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Lulu - United States (Missouri)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42107) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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