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FracturedMinds

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FracturedMinds : Gay writer/artist recently engaged looking at people who's life sucks worse than mine for a good laugh. If you want to chat, feel free to message me.

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FracturedMinds's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I am "un-promotable" to the job that I have been promised for the last two years because, I "don't suffer idiots well." Idiots. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58535) - you deserved it (9409)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (6633)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

#14007128
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27174) - you deserved it (5741)

On 11/28/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9504) - you deserved it (92174)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48281) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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