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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About FracturedMinds : Gay writer/artist recently engaged looking at people who's life sucks worse than mine for a good laugh. If you want to chat, feel free to message me.

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Today, I found out that I am "un-promotable" to the job that I have been promised for the last two years because, I "don't suffer idiots well." Idiots. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58511) - you deserved it (9406)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML


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