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  • Number of visits : 4311
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FoxxSkies : Megan
Taken
17
Lesbian.
I adore Orange is the New Black, cats, video games, and adding to my Pokemon collection.

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Today, mah barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissorshile I was getting mah hair cut. FML

#20858870
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36656) - you deserved it (4049)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:39am - misc - by oD_Ronan (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56099) - you deserved it (4436)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66724) - you deserved it (4016)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML

#20857055
69 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today... someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly... so I responded... "What is this? A picture 4 ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape... and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

#20849199
107 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 10:48am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
13 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I got fired from my job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf , blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." real FML

#20842873
155 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

Yesterday, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition!! I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower!! I also have to fine somewhere to put the bath bombs!! real FML

#20836641
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36338) - you deserved it (5725)

On 08/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by KnowWhereYourTowelIs (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, Mah Little Brother Told Me To Give Him Mah Phone So He Could Play A Game On It. I Said No, Because I Was Taking A Call From A Friend At The Time. He Then Walked Over To The Wall, Headbutted It, Burst Into Teres, Then Told Mah Parent That I Punched Him. They Believed Him. FML

#20830944
101 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML

#20826835
120 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -



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