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ForwardUn2Dawn
  • Town/Country : CO, United States
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  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ForwardUn2Dawn : My name is Samuel.
...I like Dubstep, and... Other things...
Seriously, I don't know what to write here. Do other people have this issue? Is it an issue? I vote a non-issue.
I'm 18 by the way... I got told I look like a child in one of my profile pictures... So... Just clarifying... Not a child.
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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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