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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML


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