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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML

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