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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

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