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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 490
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ForeverHoosier : Hey!:) I'm 15, I love everything music, playing the banjo, guitar, clarinet, tenor sax, singing in a trio with my lovely sister and cousin, Mumford & Sons, Of Monsters and Men, OneRepublic, Coldplay, and Ed Sheeran. Yes I like indie/alternative. No I don't care what you have to say about it.

Xbox is pretty awesome. Message me if you want my gamertag.

FUS RO DAH! Sorry I'm a bit obsessed with Skyrim...

Whelp that's pretty much me in a nutshell...

Message me if you want to talk! I love meeting new people

No I don't have kik. That's what this messaging system is here for.

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Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64120) - you deserved it (6730)

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Today, I released some ducks I had hand raised with my sisters at a local lake. They were raised around my huge German Shepherd, which explains why they didn't freak out when two huge dogs came out of no where and killed three of them, in front of my little sisters. FML

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