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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra.… Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have… Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes.…