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by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
by sexybelly / 03/26/2015 at 4:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML
by MyPoorEyes / 03/19/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by fine / 02/28/2015 at 12:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by cat-astrophic / 02/25/2015 at 10:44am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML
by Sheldon76 / 02/24/2015 at 2:43pm / Health
by IngenuityAbsent / 02/22/2015 at 8:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 9:20am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
by all tweened out / 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
by Numbass123 / 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…