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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17095
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Flora : I'm not really a Madam, but I play one on TV.

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Flora's favorite FMLs

Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual 'friends'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35888) - you deserved it (5664)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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