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FloMarDee
  • Town/Country : Inkster, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FloMarDee : I just like to laugh!!

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (84920)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51347) - you deserved it (5741)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)



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