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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1586
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Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday I Got Stuck In An Elevator 4 45 Minutes. I Am An Elevator Mechanic. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I WAS WORKING IN A WAREHOUSEHERE FELLOW EMPLOYEES WERE KICKING EMPTY BOXES AROUND. SEEING A BOX, I GOT RUNNING DISTANCE AN KICKD IT AS HARD AS I COULD, ONLY TO LOOK UP IN HORROR TO SEE THAT I HAD KICKD INTO OUR CEO'S FACE. I STILL HAD BOTH MY ARMS UP IN SCORE MODE. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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