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Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
by toyotasmash / 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 7:36am / United States (Kansas) / Health
by anonymous / 09/04/2010 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Love
by sheridan.ashley / 05/15/2010 at 2:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Soresack / 01/04/2010 at 8:34am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
by patrickRafael / 12/29/2009 at 9:21am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML
by mnavy / 09/28/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML
by TrainedBF / 09/12/2009 at 8:00am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
by uglychick / 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2009 at 9:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
by ohno. / 08/19/2009 at 4:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while working at my life guard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and harshly yelled "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
by ugh.. / 08/09/2009 at 11:27am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
- Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of… Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and… Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and…