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Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML
by elizabethkalyn / 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
by fuck you, dad / 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 2:53am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by the_lameo_geek / 10/20/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by SassyBasher / 10/17/2013 at 8:14pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
by markerThief / 10/13/2013 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 10/09/2013 at 1:21am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by BOHICA123 / 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by sulitak / 07/02/2013 at 2:35am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
by faitoh / 05/23/2013 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom (Lisburn) / Transportation
Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in my apartment. After a 2 hour drive back, I discovered my boyfriend with my neighbor. He panicked and pretended to be sleepwalking. FML
by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. / 03/31/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Virginia) / Holidays
- Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find… Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I… Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I…