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FireFlie07
  • Town/Country : Orlando, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

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Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
189 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
97 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
69 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
106 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
119 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
113 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
202 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

#5505995
66 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

#3684886
80 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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663 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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