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Firate

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2259
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Firate : I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.

Firate's page activity

Visits<b>_Adog2645</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 7:21pm<b>udaykataria</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 11:58am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 3:34am<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Shay_Shay97</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:14am<b>racerboy102</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 11:54pm<b>LowLifeKid</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 12:42pm<b>eggnog5000</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 3:45pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:44pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 9:19am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:19pm<b>SheepCouch</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:21pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:51am<b>xdafuze</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:54am<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:14pm<b>icapps</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:04pm<b>poopsiepants</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:11am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:09am

Fucked!<b>Shay_Shay97</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 7:14am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:45am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:38pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:14am<b>poopsiepants</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 11:12am

Firate's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Firate's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

by Username / 07/28/2010 at 7:20am / Intimacy

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

by Username / 07/28/2010 at 7:20am / Intimacy

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

by suckstobeme / 03/24/2010 at 11:00am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

by Gumfanatic302 / 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids