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by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm / Israel / Kids
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
by feiedbutter / 12/07/2013 at 9:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by jessierules93 / 12/07/2013 at 12:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
by Lulu / 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by DocShadow / 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
by wheezy / 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
by Sherressa / 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…