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  • Number of visits : 27371
  • Number of comments : 253
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Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

#209822
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71664) - you deserved it (8031)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (250861) - you deserved it (33424)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82758) - you deserved it (20545)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6155) - you deserved it (44248)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9737) - you deserved it (18859)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20712) - you deserved it (3709)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

#1552
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20261) - you deserved it (2919)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (28117)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4683) - you deserved it (37921)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

#617
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18170) - you deserved it (2303)

On 12/28/2008 at 4:50am - misc - by maxiflouf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (7688)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version



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