About FinalDarkWraith : I come to this site for a good laugh. Now that I think about that, does that make me kinda messed up? I seem to have a few years of maturity past the other members of my age group, tending to socialize with the parents of my peers rather than the peers themselves. Unfortunately, this presents many problems when it comes to relationships, to the point where I've never had one. Want to learn more about me? Message me, I'll be happy to answer questions!
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Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
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