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FiFiLovee

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13349
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FiFiLovee : Too busy avoiding Blue Shells to write about myself. 🐢 Also, we should be friends. 😁

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FiFiLovee's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (875)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

#21434878
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15023) - you deserved it (941)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (2929)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

#21434340
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18357) - you deserved it (1828)

On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26156) - you deserved it (1785)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29135) - you deserved it (2085)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

#21431508
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (1606)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:54pm - love - by Anonymouss (man) - United States

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

#21430623
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (1904)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:57am - misc - by cAPITOLpORN - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23843) - you deserved it (4462)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

#21430201
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21516) - you deserved it (2535)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm - health - by LukesSkyWalker (woman) - United States

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24800) - you deserved it (2051)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25237) - you deserved it (2983)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20231) - you deserved it (12280)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26525) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)



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