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Fhrostty

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Fhrostty
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 648
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fhrostty : I'm just a regular guy , my friends all call me 'Scene' xD I love my bestfriend ever Chrissi, she is fucking PERFECT and I'm gonna marry her :D

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84730) - you deserved it (226127)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84212) - you deserved it (16735)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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