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by unboned / 05/11/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the doctor's after over a week of feeling extremely tired and having headaches. His advice? "When I'm tired I drink coffee. You should drink coffee." Somehow, I don't think that was worth $60. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2016 at 11:14pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
Today, some of my coworkers have complained that I don't do my share of the work, though they can't specify exactly what I'm not getting done. Apparently, being too efficient and finishing first means I mustn't have done anything at all. The supervisor sided with them. FML
by 2fast4U / 03/21/2016 at 6:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
by MitchRapp / 03/04/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by WhosGoingToCleanThisUp / 02/26/2016 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by RandomMe / 02/26/2016 at 3:00am / Cambodia / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML
by irony / 02/25/2016 at 10:08am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by NurseGabby / 02/24/2016 at 2:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work