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Fernando83
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
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  • Number of visits : 234
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About Fernando83 : compared to some of these people my life isn't that bad....life's a joke make fun of it.

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Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39910) - you deserved it (3961)

On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (39841)

On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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On 02/18/2014 at 12:45am - love - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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