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Federgirl's favorite FMLs
by kids say the darnedest things / 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by beccadabeast / 06/30/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML
by E.B. / 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
by Sam / 06/25/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
by the lannisters send their retards / 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
by 404: sense not found / 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…