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Fayz
  • Town/Country : Karachi, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 February 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34099) - you deserved it (9242)

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