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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FastidiousPear : You can rub it on a nickle,
You can rub it on on a lime,
You can rub it on a "people,"
You can rub it on a "time"

-the rublight

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