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Falzou
  • Town/Country : Camp Hill,Pa, United States of fuck You
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
133 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

#14601151
130 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
107 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
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On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

#14286772
75 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
294 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
78 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
123 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
155 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
152 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)



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