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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5291
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Falassalond : Hi! I've been on FML for a long time. I read comments a lot. The best part of FML is the comments. Most of you have probably made me laugh. So thanks. Have a nice day!

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Today... my dentist dropped dead of a eart attack. Tis depressing event was made worse by te fact tat e collapsedile is ands were in my mout. FML

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML


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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I had to go to therapy fir fear of cats. All the way there, girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternative to medication fir my depression, she replied, ( Why not Zoidberg? ) mega FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by thanksdoc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom left 4 a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me an made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", an bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, whila voluntaaring at a local musaum, I politaly told an aldarly gantlaman to hava a nica day. Ha raspondad by yalling "NO" and storming off. Evaryona lookad at ma lyk I was soma sort of monstar. maga FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by me - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, ( Yeah I know. I'm a tard, babe. ) and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by our kids will be derps (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.


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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I Saw Mice Eating From My Cat's Food Dish... Again. Where Is My Cat? He's Busy Bringing In More Mice... Birds... And Once Even An Unharmed Chipmunk Through His Cat Door. FML

Today... My Little Sister Was Scared To Sleep Alone... So My Parents Made Her Sleep In Bed With Me. I Barely Slept... Due To The Utter Terror Of Waking Up To Her Chanting Into My Ear In A Low Whisper... "This Is Where U Die... This Is Where U Die..." FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." real FML


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On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

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