Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Falassalond

Offline (yesterday at 4:23am) | Search for a member

Falassalond

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6309
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Falassalond : Hi! I've been on FML for a long time. I read comments a lot. The best part of FML is the comments. Most of you have probably made me laugh. So thanks. Have a nice day!

Falassalond's page activity

Visits<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:14pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:20pm<b>hox83</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:18pm<b>cheeeksss</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:05am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 3:11am<b>Kitty_Kat44</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:25pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 9:22am<b>swanheart</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:29am<b>Stripes12345</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 9:47pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 2:12pm<b>Araj_Hs</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:27am<b>Princess_Ash12</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 4:59pm<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:45pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:17am<b>theflyingellis</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:14am<b>AnOriginalName</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>Exaspera</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 2:40am<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:22pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:35pm<b>Princess_Ash12</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:59pm

Falassalond's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Falassalond's badges

Falassalond's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32959) - you deserved it (2654)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37558) - you deserved it (4806)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45013) - you deserved it (5869)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML

#21270214
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31696) - you deserved it (2635)

On 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm - work - by hopeless (man) - Canada

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML

#21264917
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (6276)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

#21261532
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (7722)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31897) - you deserved it (18303)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

#21256734
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21133) - you deserved it (27219)

On 09/12/2014 at 1:50am - misc - by oops... - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (9068)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (3060)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43615) - you deserved it (10431)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: