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by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by OhMyWhitney / 02/20/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
by parkertownparadise / 02/16/2012 at 2:43am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
by rapper in training / 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by A / 02/09/2012 at 1:37am / United States / Animals
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
by oh.geez / 02/05/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Animals
by WayTooMuchFacebook / 02/04/2012 at 12:07am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Animals
- Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my… Today, I groom dogs for living and I've always loved my job, however on this particular shift I had… Today, I was in a cab having a chat with the driver when he pointed at a girl walking with purple…