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Falassalond

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5293
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Falassalond : Hi! I've been on FML for a long time. I read comments a lot. The best part of FML is the comments. Most of you have probably made me laugh. So thanks. Have a nice day!

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Falassalond's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was studying fir mah Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed mah book, I was so tred that I thought that mah cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (3271)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, my five year old sister won't stop saying, "shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

#21303585
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26834) - you deserved it (2941)

On 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm - kids - by angkal2002 - Australia

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32128) - you deserved it (15151)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when u press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she looool started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (3330)

On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, mah boss asked about the mass of deep scratche on mah arm !! I lied and told him it happenedhile I was trying to save mah cat from a tree !! Truth is, mah cat is a sadistic assholeho stalk me and mauls mehenever he can !! real FML

#21286814
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (4983)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie... he'll climb up yur pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today , as a limo driver , I had to drive 8 guys 4 a night-out from there wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio , thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently , they wanted to listen to there "pump-up" songs instead , which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (5151)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer was looking fir some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fre-retardant,hich might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out fir supposedly calling her a retard. FML

#21270214
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31607) - you deserved it (2628)

On 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm - work - by hopeless (man) - Canada

Today, I have learnd a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can looool actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. real FML

#21264917
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (6261)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY...HILE GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A BLIND GUY.!! !! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WALK INTO A WALL !! BIG FAT FML

#21261532
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (7706)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)



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