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Faith13
  • Town/Country : California, Us
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Faith13 : My humor is sharp, so I don't typically play well with sensitive people. And fake people can't seem to handle my brutal honesty. I love cooking, reading, sports, and beer. And no, I'm not a lesbian.

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Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83911) - you deserved it (5188)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33583) - you deserved it (5772)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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