About FairyTaleZombies : Hello! I am a mommy with 2 wonderful baby boys! I am obsessed with biblical stories and mythology despite the fact I am agnostic. I adore cats from a distance and love Cocker Spaniels and Pit bull terriers. i have no idea what my natural hair color is supposed to be. I've dyed it so much even I'm surprised at the fact of still having a thick headful and it being soft. I am obsessed with ancestry/heritage. so far I know I have german, irish, native indian, french and dutch back in the bloodline. so of course knowing that little bit, I like to read about customs/traditional celebrations and the type about those countries and even others. I should really travel the world and just experience it myself instead of only getting to read it and see pics. well... at loss of what else to say since reading that now just makes me sound weird with all the random facts thrown into it..... bye, bye and have a nice day! :)
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