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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12238
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FailBear920 : TYBG! I'm Based and I Love Lil B

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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FailBear920's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17773) - you deserved it (73302)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (7878)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8402) - you deserved it (27875)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37501) - you deserved it (9936)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (2019)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (7839)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60099) - you deserved it (3826)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49153) - you deserved it (26645)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22783) - you deserved it (2127)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12842) - you deserved it (71757)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15458) - you deserved it (28963)

On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)



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